Hey Girls! If you should have an excruciating break-up,
here's the GOOD NEWS! My Three Step Program. (Who the hell has time for
1) Take full advantage of your misery and starve yourself until you are
so light headed that you haven't the strength to dial his number!
2) Do not hit the Haagen Dazs and the booze. Hit the batting cages
instead. Whack those balls!
3) Listen to "YOU SUCK" on panic, over and over again,
while simultaneously screaming out the lyrics and doing crunches!
Come out looking like that lean-mean loving machine that you are!